Which Zodiac Signs You Definitely Shouldn’t Date

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Aries(March 21-April 19)

Don’t date: Capricorn (December 22-January 19)

Aries are rule breakers and Capricorns are rule makers. You’ll constantly feel criticized for your renegade style which can frighten well-behaved Cap. Spontaneity is your jam. Capricorn can’t even go to dinner without making a reservation. You’re both high achievers, but workaholic Capricorn is married to the job. You may feel like you’re in a polyamorous relationship with Capricorn’s boss—and good luck getting that Recommended Daily Allowance of attention every Aries needs.

Libra (September 23-October 22)

Don’t date: Virgo (August 23-September 22)

Bookish, cultured Virgo seems like a great match at first. You have similar tastes and both enjoy the finer things in life. But results-driven Virgo is on a constant self-improvement mission while you prefer to view the world through a rosier lens. You’ll feel rushed by their demands for action and certainty—and henpecked by “Coach Virgo’s” meddling (and unyielding) self-improvement tips. You’re a gift giver who spares no expense on the ones you adore; Virgo is cheap with everyone but themselves. And when they turn that critical eye on you, bye-bye sexual chemistry.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)

Don’t date:Cancer (June 21-July 22)

Cultured, epicurean Cancers make great hanging buddies, but keep them in the friend zone. In love, this coolly cynical sign can get cloyingly sweet and clingy. Your intimacy alarm bells will clang as Cancer basically moves in to your bachelorette pad after the third date—and the sentimental cards and letters might activate your gag reflexes and crueler sense of humor. You just…can’t.

Capricorn(December 22-January 19)

Don’t date: Aries (March 21-April 19)

Aries is the zodiac’s infant and you’re the provider sign. The power dynamics are just off here. Unless you’re searching for a sugar baby, this combo could quickly turn into a romance-killing dependency. Even if you are both rainmakers, entitled Aries may feel perfectly justified spending your hard-earned fortune while hoarding theirs.

Aquarius(January 20 to February 18)

Don’t date: Taurus (April 20-May 20)

As much as you admire Taurus’ romantic fervor, their passionate intensity could leave your levelheaded sign mystified—if not overwhelmed and catatonic. You just can’t understand why they need to hear “I love you” with every text or get insecure when you plan a friend hangout without them. Their expensive tastes are a total turn-off to your humanitarian sign. While they order oysters and caviar, you’d rather be making a donation to the ACLU and saving up for an ayahuasca ceremony in Peru. Clashing values will ultimately kill this connection.